This is Ellis Island of 2009, where the characters are real and frightening. Captain Jack Sparrow might have been a clever pirate, but you've never met a more hairy and ruthless pirate like Captain James Ellis of the Blacksburg Hokie Clan. He might be young but he propelled himself to greatness with his fearful snarl, as many of the shipmates refer to him as snaggletooth.

Look for yourself, the Dead Bride K.Ellis was torn from her lover at sea by Captain James and was sent to the Austin, TX locker where she feeds like a dementor on happy and carefree college students. She is the life of the party while she takes the lives of the party.

And finally, the poor angelic L.Ellis known as salt to her hearties fell to the devilish pepper's poison, which stripped her of her memory of the days in the merciless port of Raleigh. She drifted at sea for months before Captain James forced her aboard the Huckleberry to be chartered back to his home port of Blacksburg as a loyal servant and scallywag.

The days are grim as the people wait for Captain James' coastal attack to expand his pirate nation on Ellis Island. Yaarrrrr! Yo ho ho, and bottle of rum!